yoo-hoo shitheads

harry’s shorts are from this website i feel so alive
typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

@Louis_Tomlinson:  Me and the little lad :)
twogointwocomeout:

instaglory:

this vine changed my life

wheres the kid wazowski

methimatics:

me at school

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(via australian-government)

dicksplit:

*Baby starts crying on a plane*

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

j5h:

catholicnun:

Can we stop pretending guys with beards are hot

(via paleaustralian)

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

(via paleaustralian)